From a HILARIOUS song I just had e-mailed to me at work:

..."'cause I'm a pilot, and I only care about me - I don't care if I
bring your jet back Code2 or Code 3; 'cause I'm a pilot, and I don't
make no mistakes; I'll take the credit if it ain't broken, I'll blame
you if it breaks"...

I believe that song made it around the entire USAF over a two day period just
after the holidays. Its a damn funny song. I like the line: "Hurry the f%^k up
cause I don't want to wait...I'm in a hurry and its your fault I'm steppin' 20
minutes late" or; "I'll leave FOD in the cockpit without even a trace.... then
I'll over G the targeting pod with a smile on my face". The best part is, the
music is quite catchy and well performed.


BUFDRVR

"Stay on the bomb run boys, I'm gonna get those bomb doors open if it harelips
everyone on Bear Creek"