Great ideas so far. I believe I can meet all of those
requests....except for the odd poetry, that ain't my style. Bikini
Girls....I'll see if my younger sister wouldn't mind waving a
checkered flag at the front of the grid to start off the race. But I
will tell you, we strategically placed her in charge of selling some
sandwiches and drinks to the flight line for a reason, our club could
use the extra change.

Rubbin is Racin'...I love it!

Hmmm....I'll try to think of some quotes that have to do with
"leaching" instead of "rubbin." There sure is a whole lot of
similarities between Sailplane Racing and Stock Car Racing. Everyone
shows up to a race early to test there machines. We all stay in
RV's. We travel to different races. Perry, SC would be the
equivilant of the Daytona 500. New Castle, VA would be the equivilant
of Bristol, TN (too many wrecks). We have a Bill Elliot on the US
Team like the Nascar Bill Elliot.