VOR-DME writes:

Let's just try; Most people are not as dishonest as yourself.

I have a reputation for being honest to a fault.

If you tell a real pilot you fly a Citation X, he has no reason to doubt it.
Lots of people fly this airplane. But when you tell him you fly it alone, and
you are "not interested" in CRM or flying with others, he will understand you
are full of it.

He will understand that I don't actually fly the real airplane. So what?

By the time it gets to where you REALLY don't know whether a
Beech Baron has an ejection seat, well then he's the one having fun at your
expense. Not that you would notice.

If he finds that fun, he is easily amused.