Morgans wrote:
I'm only 29, really I am, I just look like this because I had a
rough
youth. Now, of you don't like that lie I will tell you a better one next
time.
Beneath our gnarled wrinkled carcasses we are all 19 :-)

In my case I refuse to age. I prefer to ferment.

I think all of these comments have caught me truly.... speechless.

I can't find appropriate words to lift me up above all of the.....
....Bull****! ;-)

Perhaps a Huey? Perhaps a Sky? g

It would have to have pretty good high altitude performance, because......
It's gotten pretty darn deep around here! :-))))

Look, pal, I take offense to your referring to my lies as BS. I am
too lazy to pile BS that deep. I prefer the term horse apples. One
requires a shovel, the other requires a mucking fork. Besides, anyone
can lie. It takes talent to lie big and consistently.

Now, when it comes to war stories: there I wuz, me and Ike, that's
General Eisenhower to you.....

On the other hand, politicians are best described as manure salesmen
with mouthfuls of samples.

Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired