Jim Breckenridge wrote in
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On 10-10-20 7:18 PM, Jeff Cochrane - VK4BOF wrote:
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?"Bob (not my real pseudonym)" wrote in message
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On Wed, 20 Oct 2010 01:30:06 -0500, "Canuck"
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Watch out for the real wrong stuff...

He/he! I have millions of Canada Geese migrating overhead....and I
live next to a pond. Some mornings, I have to scrape the car
clean......

N.


You think goose crap is bad..............Try the bat-**** from flying
foxes here in tropical North Queensland, Australia.
Every morning we have to at very least hose off the bat-crap and if
the weather is dry and hot you'd better have a scraper!



I heard that a bat's greatest fear is .......incontinence....

Whistler: I meant, Your Majesty, that. uh... like a doughnut, your
arrival gives us pleasure and your departure merely makes us hungry for
more. (laughter) Right, Your Majesty is like a stream of bat's ****.

Prince: What?

Whistler: It was one of Wilde's.

Oscar: It sodding was not! It was Shaw!

Shaw: (Michael Palin) I... I merely meant, Your Majesty, that you shine
out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark.

Prince: (accepting the compliment) Oh.
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Andrew Chaplin
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