On Fri, 22 Apr 2011 14:25:23 -0500, Dan wrote:

On 4/22/2011 2:12 PM, Mark IV wrote:
Mark IV Whose Mom Is Dyeing

Dyeing Easter eggs?

Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired

It appears, Dan, that Mark's mother answered the phone and contracted
cardiac myopathic telephonitis, a rare but always fatal disease .

Easy to diagnose. Overt symptoms include an irresistible desire to
paint eggs, cluck and cry endlessly over the Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
manifestations in your son.

It's terrible, truly terrible