So, my local radio station told two weather-person jokes yesterday
that I thought I'd pass on to give you all a groan...

1)
Q: Where do the weather forecasters go for a drink after work?
A: The iso-bar

2)
Two meterologists crashed in an airplane and each broke an arm and a
leg... their friend called the hospital to find out if they can do
four casts.

Don't blame me... I'm just passing them on!
- John