There is a well documented, and true story where I fly of a female pilot who found a small snake in the cockpit after she took off. She remained calm, flew the tow, released and having grabbed the snake, opened the window and ejected same. I'm sure that was one confused snake on the way to the ground.

Now what city boys out there would have messed their pants and screamed like a little girl had the same thing happened to them?

Walt