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Old February 23rd 11, 12:42 AM posted to alt.binaries.pictures.aviation
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ORD Approach: "United 143 best forward speed to the marker, you are number one."

United 143 (male): "Roger, balls to the wall."

ORD Approach: "American 245, you're number two behind a United 737, follow him, cleared
visual, at your best forward speed."

American 245 (female): "Well, I can't do balls to the wall, but I can go wide open."



-Radio silence-



Unknown male Pilot: "Is American hiring?"



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