On Tue, 02 Mar 2004 00:51:04 GMT, "Jim Morris"
disturbed the phosphur particles on my screen with the following:

On one of my '52 pans still resides "Ass, Gas, Or Grass: No body rides for
free"
It has been on that fender for 30+ years. Almost too old for the ass, still
need gas and gave up on grass.
--
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will
be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"


How about:

Friends help friends move.
Real friends help friends move bodies