On Sun, 14 Mar 2004 23:31:06 GMT, Douglas Berry
wrote:

Which leaves out children and animals, and leaves us with consenting
adults.

It leaves out children but not animals.

Fine. Show me the state codes that allow animals to sign contracts.
Don't come back until you find them.

Oxymorons:
"Animal Rights"
"Western Sunrise"
"Same-Sex Marriage"

If we can redefine "marriage" we can redefine "animals".