Bob

Talking about fans reminded me of this bit of humor.


BLONDE PILOT

Now this is right up there as far as blond jokes go.

A blonde pilot decided she wanted to learn how to fly a helicopter.
She went to the airport, but the only one available was a
solo-helicopter. The instructor figured he could let her go up alone
since she was already a pilot for small planes and he could instruct
her via radio.

So up the blonde went. She reached 1,000 feet and everything was going
smoothly. She reached 2,000 feet. The blonde and the instructor kept
talking via radio. Everything was going smoothly.

At 3,000 feet the helicopter suddenly came down! It skimmed the top of
some trees and crash landed in the woods. The instructor jumped into
his jeep and rushed out to see if the blonde was okay. As he reached
the edge of the woods, the blonde was walking out. "What happened?"
the instructor asked. "All was going so well until you reached 3,000
feet. What happened then?"

"Well," began the blonde, "I got cold. So I turned off the ceiling
fan."