On Mon, 05 Apr 2004 21:26:21 GMT, Guy Alcala
wrote:

Now all I've got to do is get rid of two broken monitors ;-)

Should have brought your broken monitors back and set them on the
desk there...

Don't think it hadn't occurred to me;-) But I figure, considering
what the "new" one cost me I can certainly afford the minor
inconvenience of taking these two in for recycling/refurbishment.

Au contraire. What you actually need to do is install them on a desk
in an art gallery, and give them a title like "The Destiny of Commuter
Hope - A commentary on the intersection of technology and society in
the 21st century". Don't forget to grow a goatee, though. And drop
the surname. Then flog it for ten thousand dollars as a challenging,
contemporary modern art installation.

Further valuable contemporary art pointers can be secured by ordering
my handbook for followers of my movement, "The Haroshivi
Post-Modernist Disruptivist Movement" (Emperor's New Clothes
Publishers, 2004). Send your cheques for $29.99 to "Contemporary Art
Schooling and Help" (or just "CASH" for short) at the usual address.
Remember, this reference book is not available in the shops.

Coming soon: "JSF: Military-Industrial White Elephant or Triumph of
21st-Century Conceptual Art?".

Gavin Bailey
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