On 11/27/2014 11:14 PM, Chris Rollings wrote:
All very witty and amusing, but I've seen them all before over several
decades, attributed to other sources. UPS mechanics didn't invent them

By the way, UPS is the only major airline that has never, ever, had
an
accident....

In the further interest(s) of accuracy: UPS Flight 1354, Aug 2013...

I'll be leaving now, my anal work here is done.

Bob W.