The President is getting off the helicopter in front of the White House
holding a baby pig under each arm.

The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs,
sir."

The President replies: "These are not just pigs, these are very rare.
They are authentic Texan Razorback Hogs. I got one for VP Cheney, and I
got one for Defense Secretary Rumsfeld .

The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies, "Nice trade,
sir."




Arthur Kramer
344th BG 494th BS
England, France, Belgium, Holland, Germany
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