On Saturday, October 28, 2017 at 8:03:49 PM UTC-7, wrote:
Bumper,
I'm having trouble finding people to help me rig my glider. What can you offer? Thanks, private owner.

Raxy,

I'd like to help, but I'm just not sure. If you are a cute female, I'd suggest wearing white shorts and a halter top or bikini. Most male glider pilots are quite shallow and easily sidetracked - you'll have no problem getting help with rigging.

Short, sort of related story: When I went in for spine surgery back in Feb (much better now), they were supposed to stay for two days. The admitting nurse asked what I was in for and I told her, "Elective gender reassignment and a hysterectomy". She found that amusing, and when she regained her composure, continue with the paperwork (no one else laughed, 'cept my wife). They did kick me out the same day though. After the surgery, wife whispers - you better check! No help on the ramp for me.