"Dweezil Dwarftosser" wrote in message
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Jackie Mulheron wrote:

Small problem - to be an Israel you need to be beating the crap out of
the indiginous population (any Picts left?) and of couse get Billions
from the US to subsidise it all. I don't see the Scottish lobby having
a lot of power in Congress at the moment.

That could easily change with threat of an embargo on
whiskey shipments...!

Well I didn't write that but I'll just say that's okay since it will only
hurt the Irish and Canadians.

[Checks watch to see how long clarification will be asked for]