
November 30th 18, 02:20 PM
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69th Air Force Squad Commander Fired for Drawing Dicks
Miloch wrote in
news
https://splinternews.com/69th-air-fo...ired-for-drawi
ng-dicks-1830749290
What you’re about to read is 100 percent true.
Lt. Col. Paul Goossen, the head of the 69th (NICE) Bomb Squadron, was
booted from his post on Tuesday. At the time, the Air Force would only
say in a statement the move was “due to a loss of trust and confidence
from his failure to maintain a professional workplace environment.”
But on Thursday, Military.com got the goods: Reporter Oriana Pawlyk
published a piece in which sources told her Goossen was fired not for
some random act of assholery but for mapping out routes in the sky
that resembled a dick (and presumably a set of balls), screenshotting
the resulting map, and compiling them in a montage.
Again: The leader of the 69th. Drew sky-penises.
The alleged dick-drawing came between September 2017 and April 2018
when the 69th was deployed in Qatar, a source told Military.com. The
sky schlongs were reportedly crafted by multiple members of the unit,
with the images played up for the squad at the end of their
deployment. Later, a snitch turned a package(s) over to officials,
which led to the investigation. Unfortunately, no visual evidence has
been released yet, which will likely remain the case until the full
investigative report is released, so this story will have to remain
No. 2 on the Military Sky Dick list to the Navy pilots who carved a
massive hog in Washington’s skies last December.
Goossen has not commented on his dismissal. He was among those that
had the chance to chat with President Donald Trump last Christmas,
during which the president commended his squad on their work fighting
ISIS—dicks notwithstanding, I refuse to believe Trump rang this
specific squadron for any other reason than the fact that the number
69 was involved.
God, I love this country.
https://www.military.com/daily-news/...ron-commander-
fired-minot-air-force-base.html
And there was the "sky penis" drawn over
Whidbey Island WA a couple of years ago.....
https://taskandpurpose.com/sky-penis...rs-punishment/
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