I warned ya a coupla weeks ago, you didn't pay attention so here ya
go! Hope you have a sense of humor, I have lots of these, when you
tell them to your co-workers in the head, (you must know what a "head'
is, you seem to know everything else about Navy terminology, including
calling ships "boats"). Just remember where you got them.

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said,
"Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied,
"Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a
beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the
ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The second engineer nodded approvingly and stated,
"Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was
better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said
he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an
enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his
mistress, because the passion and mystery he found there. The engineer
said, "I like both."
Both?"
Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each
assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to
the lab and get some work done."

It's all in fun dude, you do make life interesting, keep posting!