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Old July 11th 03, 06:24 PM
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"Richard Riley" wrote in message
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One theory is that Jesus would drive an old Plymouth because the Bible
says "God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury."

But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The
passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and
terrify them with your Storm."

Maybe God prefers Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are
warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long
blast."

Personally, I think Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to talk about
it. St. John's gospel where Christ says "For I did not speak of my own
Accord..."

Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a
Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in
the hills."

Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler:
"Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land."

And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car pooled in a
Honda... "The Apostles were in one Accord."


Excellent. Gotta' figure that you've joined me and the left on the list
of those Mr. Fastglasair (shouldn't that be "hopefully fastglasair"?)
doesn't take seriously. Anyway, whatever He drives, it's likely to have
Lucas ignition, as the owners of those have been calling out His name
the loudest.

Wayne