Hail Eris! On Thu, 10 Jul 2008 00:41:37 +0000, Eris Kallisti Discordia was
laughing at the antics of Bertie the Bunyip, when they suddenly burst out
in tears:
The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:
On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 06:16:18 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip fixed me with a
beady eye, and foamed wildly:
Gary L. Burnore wrote:
On Fri, 4 Jul 2008 21:07:16 -0700 (PDT), Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
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*Maxwell, trained by Bertie the Bunyip
aSSUMING THATīS aLLOWED
I assumed it wasn't and abstained. If it is allowed, then the FNVW
should change my vote to JamieTard. 
Or i could vote for your's and you could vote for mine.
That's fair, surely?
ROFL! No, you can't vote for or against yourselves -- it's all in the
ballot intro.
Well, I wasn't actually voting for myself, only for Maxie. All glory is
his and I would merely bask in his reflected magnificence.
Close enough for government work...And for the FNVW.
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