Anyone here a "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me!" fan? Remember the episode
with Paula Deen (and the infamous tofu segment?). The panelists were
chatting with Paula about her new line of furniture and one of the
panelists (Mo Rocca, maybe?) asked "How do you deep fry an ottoman?"

Without missing a beat she replied "Oh, it's easy, honey, you just
dip it in egg first...."