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Old December 16th 06, 01:28 AM posted to alt.humor,alt.humor.puns,demon.local,rec.aviation.products,comp.os.os2.advocacy
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
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Default The greatest woman ever

nemo wrote:
"ah" wrote in message
...
Holly wrote:
Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
On 12 Dec 2006 15:42:27 -0800, "Holly" found

these
unused words floating about:

Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Tim Bruening wrote:
Larry Krzewinski wrote:

On 3 Nov 2004 14:50:24 -0600, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
wrote:

Carly Phelps?

Not unless she weighs more than 880 pounds.

Alan, where have you been hiding? You haven't posted

much lately.

Living the life that I do have outside Usenet. You should

look for
one, too.

Don't mention your life outside of Usenet! Last time all

the
rocking, howling and head-banging almost tipped the bus

over!

Yeah. I still have a headache from it.

You would have gotten a shiney new toy too if you weren't so
preoccupied with the no-no toy.

Un-uh. I've seen your shiny new toys after Doreen gets done

with
them.

Why not? They're even shinier!

But the batteries are all used up and they aren't shinier,

they're
wet!

I'm glad to keep abreast of this thread.

I'm glad you're keeping me abreast of this thread.

I'm glad you're keeping a breast.

Navel mind ...
The widening circles from this post have a nipple effect.

That saved Chad from hanging.


Wot?
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Seeing as it's nearly Christmas, are you being holly ah than thou?


I'm wet dreaming of a white X, mas.