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Old October 10th 11, 12:28 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,soc.veterans,rec.aviation.military,alt.vacation.las-vegas,sci.med.cardiology
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Default "Tom" Exposed As Courtney Brown

On Oct 10, 4:22*am, "]v[etaphoid" wrote:
Ace? wrote:
On Oct 10, 3:55 am, "]v[etaphoid" wrote:
NNTP-Posting-Host: 96.26.228.77 wrote:
On Oct 9, 11:47 pm, Tom wrote:


*PLONK*


Yeah, yeah, plonked for the umpteenth time. You're as bad at
sticking to your plonks, as you are at hiding your identity,
Courtney.


A*


ROFL! @ Ace getting upset because no-one wants to talk to him...


Don't forget - all of us who don't like you are all the one person.
It's the only logical explanation!


ROFL @ Metaphoid once again being taken in by an impostor. Actually,
it's to be expected.


Only the great ones like me have people impersonating them :-)


Usenet celebrity, A*


Interesting...

Aren't you guy who impersonated me in a couple of dozen Usenet posts a
couple of months back?

Admit it, Ace - all you want from life is to be more like me. Got news for
you pumpkin - it aint gonna happen. You lack the intelligence, wit and
personal hygiene standards to pull it off, Elphaba. You aint ever gonna be
popular...

GALINDA
(spoken) Elphie - now that we're friends, I've decided to
Make you my new project.

ELPHABA
(spoken) You really don't have to do that

GALINDA
(spoken) I know. That's what makes me so nice!
(sung) Whenever I see someone
Less fortunate than I
(And let's face it - who isn't
Less fortunate than I?)
My tender heart
Tends to start to bleed
And when someone needs a makeover
I simply have to take over
I know I know exactly what they need
And even in your case
Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to face
Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed
Follow my lead
And yes, indeed
You will be:

Popular!
You're gonna be popular!
I'll teach you the proper ploys
When you talk to boys
Little ways to flirt and flounce (Ooh!)
I'll show you what shoes to wear
How to fix your hair
Everything that really counts

To be popular
I'll help you be popular!
You'll hang with the right cohorts
You'll be good at sports
Know the slang you've got to know
So let's start
'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:
[ Lyrics from:http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/wicked/popular.html]
Don't be offended by my frank analysis
Think of it as personality dialysis
Now that I've chosen to be come a pal, a
Sister and adviser
There's nobody wiser
Not when it comes to popular -
I know about popular
And with an assist from me
To be who you'll be
Instead of dreary who-you-wewell, a
There's nothing that can stop you
From becoming popu-
Ler: lar:

La la la la
We're gonna make
You popular

When I see depressing creatures
With unprepossessing features
I remind them on their own behalf
To think of
Celebrated heads of state or
Specially great communicators
Did they have brains or knowledge?
Don't make me laugh!He,he!

They were popular! Please -
It's all about popular!
It's not about aptitude
It's the way you're viewed
So it's very shrewd to be
Very very popular
Like me!

(spoken) Why, Miss Elphaba, look at you. You're beautiful.

ELPHABA(spoken) I - I have to go:

GALINDA
(spoken) You're welcome!
(sung) And though you protest
Your disinterest
I know clandestinely
You're gonna grin and bear it
Your new found popularity
La la la la
You'll be popular -
Just not quite as popular
As me!


Long winded OCD response to a fake Ace.

A*