September 22nd 07, 09:47 AM
posted to demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products
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Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:46:41 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 15:21:31 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote:
"Peter Hucker" wrote in message
news p.typgciv84buhsv@fx62...
On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 03:15:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
wrote:
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ps.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
Mr Hucker is a friend of mine.
Why?
Because he is radical, self opinionated, bombastic, argumentative &
never
gives up.
Because he works hard for a living, has his own home & loves his
pets.
Because I respect him.
He sounds like a kook, now that you mention it.
Define "kook".
Don't mention it.
Oh, I forgot to mention that he has been on groups for much longer than
you
or I.
He will still be here when you are gone.
Since when? I have been reading Usenet since 1984. Since it started in
1979, he could hardly have been reading it for much longer than me.
1984? That makes you an ubergeek. I always thought you were odd.
Fight!
Select weapon!
Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.
FORRRRTY FOR GOODNESS SAKKKKKEEEEE!!!! -- A neighbour of mine after asking me what speed I was doing down his road.
What does that have to do with the Terminator's choice of weapons?
An American, a German and a Japanese guy are golfing one day and, at the 3rd hole, they hear a phone ring. The American excuses himself, puts his left thumb to his ear, his left baby finger to his mouth and proceeds to have a telephone conversation.
When he is done, he looks at the other two and says "Oh, that's the latest American technology in cell phones. I have a chip in my thumb and one in my baby finger and the antenna is in my hat. Great stuff eh?"
They continue golfing until the 9th hole when, again, they hear a phone ring. The German tilts his head to one side and proceeds to have a conversation with someone in German. When he finishes, he explains to the other two that he has the latest in German technology cell phones. "A chip in my tooth, a chip in my ear and the antenna is inserted in my spine. Ah the wonders of German knowhow!"
At the 13th hole, a phone rings again and upon hearing it, the Japanese fellow disappears into some nearby bushes. The German and the American look at each other and then walk over and peer into the bushes. In the middle of the bushes is the Japanese fellow, squatting with his pants down around his ankles.
"What on earth are you doing?!" asks the American.
The Japanese fellow looks up and replies "Waiting for a fax".
I don't think I'd want to read that fax.
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