December 4 Puns
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Admitting: To allow in a musical glove or a glove bell.
Amity: Friendly glove.
Amityville: Town of friendly gloves.
Amityville Horror: Said town gets attack by monsters.
Anonymity: Nameless glove.
Anonymouse: Mickey's forgotten his name.
Mickey: A key to a bar in Ireland.
Wild Turkey: Not a tame key.
Gobbles: Turkey who did all hitler's propaganda, which was actually
impropaganda.
Mark Spitz: Won Olympic gold but still refused to swallow.
Propaganda: Upright and moral female goose.
Impropaganda: A female goose who's a slag!
Panda: Not a proper gander.
Zookeepers sometimes have to Panda to the needs of big black-and-white
Chinese bears.
What happens when pandamonium breaks out?
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