"gliderguynj" wrote in message
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I have to admit, the whole thing was a bit distracting!

The first time I took my brother for a ride, I had about ten hours as a
private pilot. As we were on final, he asked "What's that burning?".

I asked if it was inside the plane or outside. When he said "Outside - over
near the lake", my response was "I don't give a F*%& what it is right now".