On 1 Aug 2003 15:48:15 -0700, (Alex) wrote:

I had an FAA Safety Inspector once scold me for having poor
handwriting. He said that the way I kept my log book spoke volumes of
the way I flew (this was before we flew together).

Next he refused to pass me on the oral portion of the test until I
took my log book and converted all the ditto marks to actual
make/models and identifiers. So I sat in the corner and crossed out
the three years I owned an airplane and wrote in the same make/model
and ident on every line.

I will not chew gum in class. I will not chew gum in class.
I will not chew gum in class. I will not chew gum in class.
I will not chew gum in class. I will not chew gum in class.
I will not chew gum in class. I will not chew gum in class.
I will not chew gum in class. I will not chew gum in class.
I will not chew gum in class. I will not chew gum in class.
I will not chew gum in class. I will not chew gum in class.
I will not chew gum in class. I will not chew gum in class.
I will not chew gum in class. I will not chew gum in class...

Mike Weller