gord- Try peeing in the rear seat of an AF while wearing a "poopy" suit.
BRBR

Knew a guy that took a dump in his helmet bag, in the rear seat of an F-4,
wearing a poopy suit. Unstrapped, took it off , did his thing, redressed.
P. C. Chisholm
CDR, USN(ret.)
Old Phart Phormer Phantom, Turkey, Viper, Scooter and Combat Buckeye Phlyer