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Old November 6th 04, 02:11 AM
Dick Steel
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Barnyard BOb - wrote:
On Fri, 05 Nov 2004 10:58:34 -0800, Jim Weir wrote:


It is also possible to use a cat as an emergency alternator/generator. It is a
well known fact that a cat will always land feet-down. It is also true that a
piece of buttered bread will land butter side down. Simply strap a piece of
buttered bread to the cat's back, put a couple of magnets on the sides of the
straps, and drop the cat into the center of a coil of wire.

Viola, spinning cat-bread generates a voltage.

Jim


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Viola

1. A stringed instrument of the violin family, slightly larger than
a violin, tuned a fifth lower, and having a deeper, more sonorous
tone.
2. An organ stop usually of eight-foot or four-foot pitch yielding
stringlike tones.

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Voila

Used to call attention to or express satisfaction with a thing shown
or accomplished



Barnyard BOb - old phart ballbuster and pain in the ass g


CatGut may also be used for Viola strings.

Dick