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Old January 2nd 07, 02:12 AM posted to alt.humor,alt.jokes,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
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Double-Aces wrote:
Stop the cut and paste BS.


What cut and paste BS?

Just say what you mean.


I mean what I say.

If the person that you
are speaking to can't understand, that's their problem.


Do you require a hearing aid?

Now for that particular pay per view, it will not have as many viewers as
the indy 500, but close. As for being a gay voyeur, if I were I would not
change half my clothes in the gym but in the locker room with all the other
cupie dolls.


So what are you trying to say? Are you a crossdresser?

I am ****ed, while I am not quite sure. I won't know until May, I think my
hobby of many years is dead. What's the hobby? Well it has been BS'ng with
Yanks and more Boston fans. They verbally whompoon me and I return the
favor. It's all in good American fun and however trivial it is better than
watching retards eat worms and brains on TV. Well it just crosses my mind
now that this may never be truly fun again. So I want a refund and I want it
now. No one gave me a receipt, this sucks. Chuck will miss me (not), how can
he be fun to me anymore? This----- ah f---it.


Yes, you won't get far without a receipt.

Happy New Year again any F---ing way.


Yeah, happy f'ing new year to you too.

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
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Double-Aces wrote:
When my hair is long enough. I shall pull it all out. Perhaps on pay per
view, there are a great, great, great many who would truly like to watch
this, particular event.....


Don't consider me one of them.

A Happy, Healthy and Kind New Year to you.


Why, thank you.

I am not lazy, I just do not bother with nonsense, or nunsense as they
never
put out. I get others to do my looking, I just watch them, which is in
it's
own way a type of looking in it's own. If you understand that, you need a
little purple pill, some are green but most are purple. I had some
Kabinet......too much, one glass is too much for my dry ass.


Are you saying you're a gay voyeur?

I hate when I address people correctly as they might think that I am nice
or something, can't have that.


No, we can't now, can we?

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
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Double-Aces wrote:
Then you begin by telling me what I do not wish to know, which is the
definition of a lilly liver?

Look it up for yourself, you lazy cur.

God I gave you enough ammo, no?

Thank you for addressing me correctly.

You have no
clue as to what a good argument is or how to proceed. So you like to
lose in
front of your peers? I never do, kind of scares me sometimes.....

Look, I came here looking for a good argument not some automatic gain
saying.

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
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Double-Aces wrote:
I am not old. Some people are genetically predisposed to male
pattern
balding and early greying. Half my cousins on my fathers side are
balder
than me, some younger as well. My father was bald and all of my
uncles are
or were. I am also not a coot and I have no idea what lilly-livered
is. Please do not tell me either.

Look. I came here looking for a good argument.

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
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Double-Aces wrote:
Now stop that, that's my line.

Which line?

Never agree with me, ever.

OK, I won't, you lilly-livered ol' coot.

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
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Double-Aces wrote:
Happy new Year.

Thank you.

PS, my Star Wars commentary is on the money as usual. There
are no answers
to the questions that do not confirm my postulation. Thank You.

I have no idea what you are gibbering about but I agree with
you 100%.

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
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Double-Aces wrote:
Do all people who use their real names here, send their
daughters to Aruba alone?

I wouldn't know. I'm just slightly bemused by your name.
Sounds a little like Double-Anus.