I usually do this for my math class but haven't taught math for a while so
lets see if I can do this from memory.

Women cost you time and money, or in mathematical form:

Woman = time * money

But we know that time is money, so time = money

Thus

Woman = money * money

Or

Woman = money ^ 2

But we know that money is the root of all evil, so

money = sqrt (evil)

So

Woman = sqrt (evil) ^2

Proving what we all know that

Woman = evil





Women cost the same no matter how many guys are involved. G