"Roger Halstead" wrote or quoted

Ron "Even paranoids have enemies" Wanttaja

Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean they are not out to get you.
IF they *really* are out to get you.

Roger


I heard a good one the other day.
"Hello, this is the MercyLine Hotline"

"If you are Obsessive / Compulsive, please press 1 - repeatedly"

"If you are Schizophrenic, please press 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6"

"If you are paranoid, please don't press anything, we know who you are and
we will find you!"

AL