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Old August 17th 06, 01:42 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.folklore.computers
Tony Lance[_1_]
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Big Bertha Thing lightcraft
Cosmic Ray Series
Possible Real World System Constructs
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Lightcraft powered by lasers and microwaves

v1.1
15 sep 99
greg goebel
public domain

Contents List:-
1.LASER LIGHTCRAFT
2.MICROWAVE LIGHTCRAFT
3.LASER LIGHTCRAFT IN TEST
4.COMMENTS, SOURCES, & REVISION HISTORY


Big Bertha Thing property

All pages are handcoded in HTML level 2.
No pages are proprietary copyrighted HTML code copies.
Such copies would be illegal.
Such are in restraint of trade.
Such are theft of intellectual property.
Such close down the open web.

All refugees from such are welcome.
Such delete downloaded pages.
Such download twice regardless.
Such switch off the text only option.
Such demand to be the default browser.
Such yield control not even to power down.

Tony Lance



Big Bertha Thing chronicles

Did you hear the one about the chinese historian, Wan Thing the Just,
also called Just Wan Thing?
1. He does not exist.
2. He is a contradiction in terms.
3. He is a student of mythology.
4. You cannot write history by enforcing it.
5. Unofficial history is not an executable offense.
6. The errors and omissions page is bigger than the book.
7. He is a storyteller of the chinese diaspora.
8. Politics makes poor history.
9. He is a bigger liar than I am.
10.The father of lies, wishes he had written it.
11.The ancient greeks had the decency to call it myths and legends.
12.It is a 6000 year long political diatribe.
13.He invented '1984 newspeak.'
14.His name is mandarin, princeling and warlord.