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Old November 14th 06, 04:06 AM posted to alt.humor.puns,alt.humor,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
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Default I Won Olympic Gold!

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Tim Bruening wrote:
Last Saturday, I won a gold medal in the Northern California
Special
Olympics Soccer Tournament! My team won 3-2 and 2-0.

Since there are no Olympics on, it must have been a very

special
olympic tournament.

. . . and a repost from his ark hives. (What Noah
transported
the
bees in.)

Is this really any of our bees' nest?

To him it must have been the bees' knees so it takes repeating.

You shouldn't be keeping track of him. He might start waxing lyrical

or
something.

Which lyrics might he sing and why on a phonograph cylinder?


I was thinking more along the lines of wax on, wax off. But I will not
bee my brother's keeper.

Any Orion? Any Orion?
Any any any Orion?

?


Careful. He has a sting in his tail.

Praps that's why he's buzzed off then.


Praps. Or his segmented eye has spied something begining with b.