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Old November 15th 06, 12:42 AM posted to alt.humor.puns,alt.humor,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
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Default I Won Olympic Gold!

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Tim Bruening wrote:
Last Saturday, I won a gold medal in the Northern
California
Special
Olympics Soccer Tournament! My team won 3-2 and

2-0.

Since there are no Olympics on, it must have been a

very
special
olympic tournament.

. . . and a repost from his ark hives. (What

Noah
transported
the
bees in.)

Is this really any of our bees' nest?

To him it must have been the bees' knees so it takes

repeating.

You shouldn't be keeping track of him. He might start waxing
lyrical
or
something.

Which lyrics might he sing and why on a phonograph cylinder?

I was thinking more along the lines of wax on, wax off. But I will

not
bee my brother's keeper.

Any Orion? Any Orion?
Any any any Orion?

?

Careful. He has a sting in his tail.

Praps that's why he's buzzed off then.

Praps. Or his segmented eye has spied something begining with b.

Compound eye - or if he's a pharmacist, Medicinal Compound eye.

http://www.thebards.net/music/lyrics...The_Pink.shtml


I'll drink to that!

I'm not allowed - yet!


Are u still pickled, you dill?

Had a tiny free sample of Sauvignon-Shiraz in the supermarket yesterday.
First drop of booze I've had since March when I was advised to quit! It was
luvvverly!


How rubbery.

A local chemist years ago did a Medicinal Compound - a cough syrup, with 9%
Morphine in it. It was extremely popular and an aunt of mine used to drink
it straight from the bottle whether she had a cough or not - until I showed
her the list of ingredients. She had a very rough time getting off it too.
So you gotta be careful.


What was it called?