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Tim Bruening wrote:
Last Saturday, I won a gold medal in the
Northern
California
Special
Olympics Soccer Tournament! My team won 3-2 and
2-0.

Since there are no Olympics on, it must have been
a
very
special
olympic tournament.

. . . and a repost from his ark hives. (What
Noah
transported
the
bees in.)

Is this really any of our bees' nest?

To him it must have been the bees' knees so it takes
repeating.

You shouldn't be keeping track of him. He might start
waxing
lyrical
or
something.

Which lyrics might he sing and why on a phonograph cylinder?

I was thinking more along the lines of wax on, wax off. But I
will
not
bee my brother's keeper.

Any Orion? Any Orion?
Any any any Orion?

?

Careful. He has a sting in his tail.

Praps that's why he's buzzed off then.

Praps. Or his segmented eye has spied something begining with b.

Compound eye - or if he's a pharmacist, Medicinal Compound eye.

http://www.thebards.net/music/lyrics...The_Pink.shtml

I'll drink to that!

I'm not allowed - yet!

Are u still pickled, you dill?

Had a tiny free sample of Sauvignon-Shiraz in the supermarket yesterday.
First drop of booze I've had since March when I was advised to quit! It
was
luvvverly!

How rubbery.

A local chemist years ago did a Medicinal Compound - a cough syrup, with
9%
Morphine in it. It was extremely popular and an aunt of mine used to
drink
it straight from the bottle whether she had a cough or not - until I
showed
her the list of ingredients. She had a very rough time getting off it
too.
So you gotta be careful.

What was it called?

Butes' Cough Syrup. It was their own brand.

Wot a strange name.

(They were pretending to be Boots, the big chemist chain.)

They should have called it Butt's Cough Syrup. Might confuse the
suppository lovers though.

A bit like the old monks putting tons of alcohol in their herbal health
drinks, Benedictine, Chartreuse etc. to make sure they sold.

Can you blame them? Nobody would buy the **** otherwise.