"Gordon" wrote in message
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telling our favorite "Yeager Stories" (essentially,
flame attacks that he has visited upon us "groupies" at some point)

Sounds like Shatner yelling "have you ever kissed a girl?" at the
trekkies.

mmm, quite. In our case, this was typical:

Yeager came all the way to Dryden simulation to dress me down for having
hair down to my ass and then ran away. His two big luks had gotten to far
away to be of any use. He was expecting a smelly hippy, like Beck, not a
jack booted thug.