Direct Hit On Indy Base One---Captain Nightbat Ok
nightsoil wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Another coffeeboy mutt yaps from the stowfile cage
So you did soil your panties, eh?
nightsoil wrote
Attention all Science Team Officers---breaking news---can
you read---over. Repeat---I say again---Att. all Science Team
Officers---Captain nightbat under direct hit---Indy Base One calling
over---major funnel rotation just passed overhead---Indy Base One
hit---the Captain is ok---can you read?---winds approx. 45 mph or
the Bruce---clueless as ever
Must be those super coastal counter velocity fans at work.
nightsoil
Actually perhaps the result of the new green free energy mega
monsteronomous reverse air stream dynamo ultra velocity generating suck
tubes. Wake up clueless, the Darla present time anti cyclone super fans
haven't been invented or been installed yet.
Right!
more---hail---flash flooding---gusts with storm cell proceeding fast
heading south south east---emergency condition red. All points south
south east danger---danger---danger---this is not a drill! Captain
nightbat issuing major tornado sighting---take cover---save the women
and children---bring in the pets now!---Remaining at my duty post.
over and out,
the FrOOtL00p
the Bruce---clueless as ever
Did you soil you uniform pants, FrOOtL00p? But thanks for letting us
know where you live.
nightsoil
Silence, stand to, and wake up nano diaper boy, Indy Base One
has only been net posted about a gazillion times, sheesh, oh the
humanity! And profound Science Team Officers never lose their cool, we
Team brave distinguished star glow invented it, get with the program.
Base com amber alert,
the FrOOtL00p
Shouldn't that be brown alert, FrOOtL00p? A0L!
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