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Old December 29th 03, 11:50 PM
Andrew Chaplin
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Penta wrote:

On 24 Dec 03 10:27:36 -0500, "Ash Wyllie" wrote:

John Schilling opined

Chad Irby writes:


Out of the tens of thousands of cannons sitting on the north side of the
border, anyone want to bet that no more than a couple of hundred
actually get to fire? Especially with a few dozen MLRS launchers and a
couple of hundred attack aircraft cranking out a few million
submunitions across their firing positions... while reducing their
command centers to smoking holes in the ground and jamming
communications.


How do you jam a homing pigeon?


Big magnet.


More to the point, I thought carrier pigeons were extinct?

I know homing pigeons aren't, but I thought they weren't useful for
communications purposes?


Same species, both of them: _Columba livia_ or the rock dove. If the
buildings on the Spark Street Mall in Ottawa are any indication, they
are not going to be extinct any time before we are. Their main
redeeming quality is that the local peregrine falcons think them good
eating.
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