November 4th 07, 02:32 AM
posted to demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.astronomy,alt.talk.bollocks,rec.aviation.products
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Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 02:47:20 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:03:10 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 05:28:09 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:20:30 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:27:18 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote:
What is the punishment for bigamy?
Two mother-in-laws.
That should make me feel sorry for mooslimes (but it doesn't).
I'm not surprised.
No, why would you be?
I can think of no reason. Unless you put a drawing pin on my chair.
Does that make you think?
Eye Dow tit.
Thought so!
What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
They both make you wait an hour for a five-minute ride.
That's very true. I saw lots of this at DisneyWorld -
http://www.thepollspace.com/polls.php?pollid=1722
URGH!
Is that a grunt of approval?
**** no!
I guess not then.
Not sure about Viagra yet.
Viagra?
Hay, you raised it. See above.
My taglines program raised it. Nothing to do with me.
Sure. You posted it.
I think car alarms should be set of explode after two minutes.
That way, we either take out a car thief, or deprive a noise-polluting jerk of his wheels.
That's a brilliant idea!
Now, what about that ****ing burglar alarm two doors down? I've tried phoning the police and pretending there's actually a robbery in progress, I've tried banging loudly on the window (I know the owners are in), but still the stupid thing keeps going off.
Damn annoying, aren't they?
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