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Old December 23rd 05, 02:55 PM posted to rec.aviation.owning
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Default Least favorite ATC instructions... ... ...

Heard at Oshkosh:

All landing traffic, please look at your magnetic compass. If it says 9,
break off. We are landing on 27.


"caleb" wrote in message
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My top three a

1) "TAKE IMMEDIATE EVASIVE ACTION!"

2) "Execute Published Missed Approach WITH OUT DELAY, and hold at the
outer marker"

and as Ben Jackson said:

3) "cleared to land on any runway"