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Old December 22nd 06, 04:22 AM posted to demon.local,rec.music.classical,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,ne.weather
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
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Default Back in the USSR

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Cecil B wrote:
Once upon a time, a Russian couple was walking down the street

in
St.
Petersburg when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's
raining," he
said to his wife.

"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure

it
was
just
rain," he said. Well, as these things go, they were about to

have a
major
argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they

saw
a
minor
communist party official walking toward them. "Let's not fight

about
it,"
the man said, "let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially
raining
or
snowing."

As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade

Rudolph,
is
it
officially raining or snowing?"

"It's raining, of course," he answered and walked on. But the

woman
insisted: "I know that felt like snow!"

To which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain,
dear!"

Lame. Totally lame. Its the sort of joke Dickless would tell at

xmas
time.

You think he would do that well? I didn't realize he even had a

sense
of
humour.

I don't think he does. BTW, would you like to hear some more music

from
movies?

Anything but that!!


OK, consider it pluto'd.


Thanks!


You're welcome.

Say, is it snowing over there where you are?