On May 7, 9:42*am, Karl Striedieck
wrote:
Flying will commence at 05:30 Sunday May 9 at Eagle Field and continue
until gravity intervenes or 19:00.

Cost is $1/mile one-way. (Mt Grove $200/Knoxville $450) Adjusted for
level of service requested.
All proceeds will go to the US Team Fund.

*Silver Level:

*Unlimited whistling by P1 Two 60 second chances at pee tube
*Food: Granola bar tossed over shoulder

*Gold Level:

GIBS allowed to stop P1 whistling
*Three 60 second chances at pee tube.
*Food: Brown bag W/mushy banana and celery

*Platinum Level:

*Unlimited pee tube use
Food: Proven winner P+J sandwich
*Demo of secret KS/SM performance enhancing thigh slapping/screaming
technique

*Note: $2.49/Mile if there is any sign of puking with min clean up
charge of $200 US. , irrespective of level of service !

*Contact Karl Striedieck at or*814 237 7996*

Karl forgot to mention Leech Level:
1) Lurk about on ground.
2) Wait for Karl to return in disgust with puking passenger.
3) Free use of plane, without Karl and his insane whistling,
after cleaning up the puke.

See ya, Dave

PS: Thanks again Karl, it flies nice but did still smell
a bit off...