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Old September 4th 07, 02:13 PM posted to alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products,alt.astronomy
Naked Gonad
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Default Release of the new Steve Pounder book

On Sep 4, 1:59 pm, Paul {Hamilton Rooney}
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On 4 Sep, 21:54, Naked Gonad wrote:



On Sep 4, 1:23 pm, Paul {Hamilton Rooney}
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On 4 Sep, 20:26, Naked Gonad wrote:


On Sep 4, 7:40 am, Paul {Hamilton Rooney}
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On 4 Sep, 11:39, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:


Mr Pounder wrote:
"Naked Gonad" wrote in message
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On Sep 2, 5:48 pm, "Mr Pounder" wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
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On 30 Aug, 21:22, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
Naked Gonad wrote:
On Aug 30, 1:59 am, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:
Naked Gonad wrote:
On Aug 29, 2:57 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"

wrote:
Naked Gonad wrote:
It's called "How to mass murder spiders"


By pounding them?


That's one of his milder techniques.


What else does he do to them?


Some suspect that he practises strange rituals with them,
involving
fire extinguishers.
No-one knows how he makes them swallow these objects.


Very small fire extinguishers? Or very large spiders?


Steve Pounder may very well have written Grebes of A World, but it's
pure plagiarism.


From whom did he swipe it?


I was there, in battle with the Spider.


Mr Pounder


If I'm not mistaken, the spider was doing rather well.


Gonad


You're always mistaken.


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The book was written by Andre Konter. Pounder must have stolen a copy
of Ogilvie's plagiarised version and used this as the basis for his
book. It's clearly a case of replacing every occurrence of the word
'grebe' with 'spider', so doesn't make for a great read. His
allegation (p.36) that spiders can breathe underwater is pure fantasy.
Nor can spiders fly great distances, as he claims on p.88.


I can vouch for the autenticity of this great book, his discovery of
the
extremely rare 'Flying Snorkel Spider which can not only remain under
water
for months at a time but can fly non stop half way around the globe.
Having
a 12ft wingspan, it can soar on thermals. Oh! and it can also recite
poems
backwards - in Latin.


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JPGSPLSOSTFU!!!


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If God's language didn't need vowels then neither should yours.


Not having heard God talk, I have no idea what you you are talking
about.
The English language uses vowels, or didn't you know?
I suppose if you live in the clouds, then I suppose it's only natural
for
you to assume this religious language.
Enlighten me, what language does God use?

Gonad