"BobR" == BobR writes:

BobR It could be worse! I made the horrible mistake of taking my
BobR wife to HF one time. Not only did she buy more than I did,
BobR she now gets ****ed if I go without her.

It could be worser! One HF here is next to a Dollar Store! Redneck's
shopping mall....
--
I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my
window, looking so innocent. But I know that secretly, they're
watching my every move and plotting to beat me over the head with
a large steel pipe and take my shoe
- Jack Handey