Have you seen this??
Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 05:59:50 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 07:42:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 04:22:12 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 09:14:07 +0100, Naked Gonad wrote:
Only if you cut to the quick!
Viagra will sort that.
I'll sort you out in a minute, PHucker.
Stay away from my arse!
If you'd only said ass, I would have made a jape.
But I don't own a donkey.
That's because you are no end an ass.
Severe grammar error.
On your part, PHucker.
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table.
"Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can't undress in front of you."
"All right," said the physician, "I'll flick off the lights. You undress and tell me when you're through."
In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness: "Doctor, I've undressed. What shall I do with my clothes?"
"Put them on the chair, on top of mine."
How can she see in the dark?
Maybe she remembers where the chair was?
Unlikely. She's blonde isn't she?
Good point.
I know. That's why *I* made it.
Chaos will reign over order - it's easier to implement.
It never reigns but it poors.
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