"ArtKramr" wrote in message
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I remember during the war in England there was a joke that went around.
The
best time and place to tell it was in an English pub with lots of RAF
around.
The joke went like this:

Eveything in England is smaller.
The cars are smaller.
The trains are smaller.
The rooms are smaller
The houses are smaller.
And they shoot .303's.

And you wonder how the good ole' U.S. of A. came up with Garrison Keillor ?
:-)



Richard.