I was busily flonking away in rec.aviation.piloting,
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, uk.rec.sailing, alt.sailing.asa,
alt.usenet.kooks, when The Goddess Eris Herself suddenly made me reply to
Ian:
On Thu, 5 Jun 2008 01:07:07 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
Ian wrote:
On Thu, 5 Jun 2008 00:53:06 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
"Maxwell" wrote:
"Ian" wrote...
On Mon, 02 Jun 2008 09:27:24 +0200, Martin wrote:

I'm not seeing any of these, except when they are quoted. On u.r.s
the theory is
that this rubbish is from the loony from the American funny farm
Wilbur AKA
Craptain Neil. It's a bit sad that a man in his twilight years
spends his days
cross-posting rubbish like this.

Do you have any evidence to support this allegation, Martin?

It's probably coming from Bertie the Buttlipp. He cross posts half
the
stuff he replies to.

I just want to show you off to the world.

You're the best k00k i've had in eons.

Bertie

Alas, it seems Martin's a far better k00k.

Really? Do share.

Bertie

Martin Paterson has a penchant for reporting people to their ISPs when
they don't agree with him. He also has a particularly nasty habit of
contacting UK Government agencies to report disabled people for posting
to usenet - which he considers is benefit fraud.

Martin sounds like a very nasty fellow. Do you think he'll report me?
I'm on disability.

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The person who mocked me like this needs to be brought to justice. This
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in MID:

I want a boyfriend who is sensitive and caring,
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"Dustin is FILTH in my opinion. And not for any reason other than
posting Rhonda's personal info." -- Respondant

"After the Swift Boat Veterans who served with Kerry in Vietnam claimed
that Kerry lied about his heroism, the Democrats wanted to make a
similar ad attacking Bush, but they couldn't find anyone who served with
him." -- Anonymous

"You would no longer be here if I were to stop praying for you." Andrew
B. Chung's delusions of grandeur are getting out of hand, in MID:
om

You're fighting a Spam Witch

You look into this seductive creature's eyes and feel as if she can make
your sword longer, your bank account bigger, your waist smaller, and
show you the secret habits of barnyard animals. You fight to resist her
charms . . .

She gets the jump on you.

She shows you a picture of her pet goat. "This is my goat, see?" she
says. Dear god, the horror. Ooh! Ugh! Ouch! Oof! Oof!

You lose 17 hit points. (bad spelling damage) -- The Kingdom of Loathing

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