If you're driving in a Chevy and you feel something heavy -
Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!
If you're sitting on the grass and a spider bites your ass -
Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!

If you're walking down the hall and you feel something fall -
Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!
If you're walking up a ladder and you hear something splatter -
Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!

When you're sliding into first and feel something burst -
Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!
While you're waiting in a line, there's an explosion from behind -
Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!

If you feel something slimy and it's coming from your hiny -
Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!
There's a stench in the air coming from your underwear -
Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!

If you are walking throuhg a shop and you hear a plop
Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!
If you are handing over cash and you hear a splash
Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!

When you get out of bed and it's comin down your leg
Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF! Diarrhea. PBFF! PBFF!